Sunday, May 3, 2015

Funny jokes


Lighten your day :)

A man received a message from his neighbor...         

 "Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home ... In fact I am using more than u r using...I confess this because now I feel very much guilty...           Hope u will accept my sincere apologies." 

Man shot his wife !!!          

Few minutes later he received another message:  
      

 "Sorry sir spelling mistake...    It ' s not wife but wifi."


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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out.

He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him £40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "So why don't you say hello to daddy."


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