Saturday, April 25, 2015

Funny jokes, a masochist

My all time favorite joke


A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromanic are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. 

"Let's have sex with a cat?" Asked the zoophile. 

"Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it" says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it and then kill it" shouted the murderer. 

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again" said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it" said the pyromanic. 

There was silence and then

the masochist said: "Meow"
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