Sunday, May 3, 2015

Funny jokes


Lighten your day :)

A man received a message from his neighbor...         

 "Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home ... In fact I am using more than u r using...I confess this because now I feel very much guilty...           Hope u will accept my sincere apologies." 

Man shot his wife !!!          

Few minutes later he received another message:  
      

 "Sorry sir spelling mistake...    It ' s not wife but wifi."


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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out.

He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him £40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "So why don't you say hello to daddy."


Saturday, April 25, 2015

Funny jokes, a masochist

My all time favorite joke


A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromanic are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. 

"Let's have sex with a cat?" Asked the zoophile. 

"Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it" says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it and then kill it" shouted the murderer. 

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again" said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it" said the pyromanic. 

There was silence and then

the masochist said: "Meow"

Monday, April 20, 2015

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Where to park in New York City

Where to park in New York for 2 weeks with only $15?


An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.

Seeing this, loan officer says,

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire.

What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

This is a true incident and the
Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

Saturday, March 21, 2015

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four health oilsPure, Cold-pressed, Unrefined, Unbleached, Non-deodorized and Non-hydrogenated Super Oils    HealthPluz Oils capsule contains 500 mg of Four VIRGIN Super Health Oils:    + Virgin Garlic Oil+ Virgin Coconut Oil+ Virgin Perilla Oil+ Virgin Rice Bran Oil  Which all these 4 super virgin oils were mixed and tried in many clinical trials and found that both four oils work together perfectly for health benefits.   


What is Virgin oils?

   Virgin oils must be produced entirely by mechanical means without the use of any solvents or high temperature to preserve all essential substances of oils.  

Health Benefits of HealthPluz Oils  

Prevent heart disease and arteriosclerosis / help blood circulation.  HealthPluz Oils contains Allicin, Omega 3, Omega 6, Gamma-Oryzanol, Vitamin E, medium chain fatty acids which all these nutrients will help


- Increased levels of HDL (LCAT increased by 100%)- Reduce level of LDL (bad cholesterol)- Reduce level of Triglycerides- Helps dissolve blood clots and prevent clogging of the arteries.- Increase blood circulation to help heart function properly- Clean blood vessels (arteries) in Heart, Brain, Liver, Kidneys, etc.- Reduce the risk of heart disease, heart failure, ischemic heart disease, paralysis, paralysis, etc.


  

Prevent High Blood Pressure (hypertension)

The nutrients in four virgin oils help clean blood vessels (arteries) and Improve heart functions to pump blood to the organs and cells thoroughly. Then this will improve blood pressure to normal level.


  

Prevent diabetes and alleviate complications from diabetes.

  Allicin, a substance in garlic oil reduces blood sugar level. Chromium, a substance in Rice bran oil helps improve insulin functions and that help control blood sugar level.Alpha-lipoic acid  in garlic oil and coconut oil help relieve the complications from diabetes, such as peripheral neuropathy.  

Prevent Brain and nerves diseases, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's


Medium chain fatty acids in HealthPluz Oils will get shipped to the liver and turned into ketone.  Ketones are essential nutrients for brain cells. Brain cells will be able to recover and can help improve memory.  Omega 3, Vitamin E and Gamma Orezanol  will help balance the nervous system, brain cells and that prevent stroke, paralysis.   


Prevent allergy, Autoimmune diseases, Rheumatoid, Psoriasis.

  HealthPluz oils contains Cysteine  which is a precursor of glutathione. Glutathione help improve functions of white blood cells such as leukocytes, macrophage, Helper T cells, Regulartory T cells. To reduce the inflammation of cells. The cause of allergies or autoimmune diseases such as SLE, rheumatoid handlers, allergies, psoriasis, rash. 

Improve Eyes Sight.

  Eyes are the most part that needs high anti-oxidants, xidant nutrients that are in the oil as well as to help maintain and protect Alpha-lipoic acid as anti-ooxidants in coconut oil and garlic oil can prevent cataracts. Beta carotene (Vitamin A) help treat dry eyes and eye diseases.  

Anti-ageing and Prevent cancer.

  All four health virgin oils contains significant level of antioxidants and Super Antioxidant (so-called Universal Anti-Oxidant) - alpha-lipoic acid which can switch off cancer, stop free radicals which id the cause of cancers.    

Improve impotence, sexual performance.

  Allicin and Ajoin (allicin derived) in garlic oil, is known to sexual stimulation and sexual arousal.  This will help improve sexual performance significantly.

  Prevents liver cirrhosis.

  HealthPluz Oils contains only medium chain fatty acids, the only type of oil which go directly to the liver and be burnt for energy, this will help revive liver cells back to normal function. Medium chain fatty acids also can destroy some viruses, bacteria and fungi and can eliminate the excess of drugs and chemical residues in the liver.     

Support Bones and Joints structure. 

  HealthPluz Oils contains many fatty acids, which are important for bone structure by enhance lubrication in the joints, reduce inflammation. These effects help umprove joints movement all over the body.  

Reduce obesity and Increase metabolism.  

Soybean, sunflower, etc. are able to inhibit the function of the thyroid gland. The body fat Associated with metabolism, making the body metabolism is low.   HealthPluz Oils contains many medium chain fatty acids, which stimulate functions of thyroid gland. 

Medium-chain fatty go directly to the liver to be burnt for energy to be used immediately, not change to fat. And Medium-chain fatty acids stimulate Leptin hormone which Leptin hormone sends signal to the brain to tell that the bosy is full, then bosy will stop eating or eat less.  


Detoxification. 

  HealthPluz oils could improve constipation. Reduce the risk of hemorrhoids and colon cancer. Medium-chain fatty acids help revive kidney cells. Alpha lipoic acid helps destroy toxins, heavy metals such as mercury, lead from the body.    

Prevent Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH), Prostate cancer. Prevent Baldness (Hair loss).  

DHT stands for Dihydrotestosterone (5α-Dihydrotestosterone), is androgen male sex hormone.   


Testosterone male hormone is converted into DHT by an enzyme 5α-reductase (5-alpha reductase).   


The enzyme 5α-reductase, synthesizes DHT in the adrenal glands, hair follicles, testes and prostate. Male and female adults can lose hair as a consequence of changes in the metabolism of androgen in the body - men more commonly than women. DHT plays a major role in hair loss.  


Male pattern baldness (known as androgenic alopecia or androgenetic alopecia) is caused by the hair follicle's sensitivity to DHT. The follicles miniaturize (shrink), resulting in a shorter lifespan and the abnormal production of hair.  Two conditions are related to higher levels of DHT:  


  • Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) - increase in the size of the prostate
  • Male pattern baldness


 
HealthPluz oils contain medium chain fatty acids, which inhibit the enzyme 5-alpha reductase activity, resulting that reduction of DHT level.   


Lauric acid in Virgin coconut oil reduces 5-alpha reductase activity, and inhibits the conversion of testosterone into DHT. Another study concluded that lauric acid inhibited the activity of 5-alpha reductase by 50%. One study in particular found that consumption of Coconut Oil in rats, like finasteride and saw palmetto, reduced enlarged prostate glands that had been experimentally enlarged with androgen administration.    


Hormone Balance. 

  Omega 3s produce hormones that are anti-inflammatory. Omega 6s produce hormones that support inflammation. 


Inflammation is an important process for healing in that it helps in acute injury or microbial attack. When the site of a wound becomes hot or swollen, for instance, this is due to the presence of omega-6s in the body. Omega 3s and omega 6s are meant to balance each other, like demolition and construction tools.


However, when omega 6s begin to outnumber the omega 3s, they overwhelm the body’s ability to tone down the inflammatory response. This inflammation begins to manifest in things such as increased cholesterol, asthma, cardiovascular disease, many forms of cancer, Alzheimer’s, diabetes, immune diseases such as Crohn’s and Lupus. Inflammation also is associated with obesity, depression, hyperactivity and more.


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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

HealthPluz Oils
four health oils
  
Pure, Cold-pressed, Unrefined, Unbleached, Non-deodorized and Non-hydrogenated Super Oils
HealthPluz Oils capsule contains 500 mg of Four VIRGIN Super Health Oils:  
+ Virgin Garlic Oil
+ Virgin Coconut Oil
+ Virgin Perilla Oil
+ Virgin Rice Bran Oil
  
Which all these 4 super virgin oils were mixed and tried in many clinical trials and found that both four oils work together perfectly for health benefits.   
  
What is Virgin oils?
 Virgin oils must be produced entirely by mechanical means without the use of any solvents or high temperature to preserve all essential substances of oils.
  
Health Benefits of HealthPluz Oils  

Prevent heart disease and arteriosclerosis / help blood circulation.
HealthPluz Oils contains Allicin, Omega 3, Omega 6, Gamma-Oryzanol, Vitamin E, medium chain fatty acids which all these nutrients will help
- Increased levels of HDL (LCAT increased by 100%)
- Reduce level of LDL (bad cholesterol)
- Reduce level of Triglycerides
- Helps dissolve blood clots and prevent clogging of the arteries.
- Increase blood circulation to help heart function properly
- Clean blood vessels (arteries) in Heart, Brain, Liver, Kidneys, etc.
- Reduce the risk of heart disease, heart failure, ischemic heart disease, paralysis, paralysis, etc.
  
Prevent High Blood Pressure (hypertension).  
The nutrients in four virgin oils help clean blood vessels (arteries) and Improve heart functions to pump blood to the organs and cells thoroughly. Then this will improve blood pressure to normal level.
  
Prevent diabetes and alleviate complications from diabetes.  
Allicin, a substance in garlic oil reduces blood sugar level. 
Chromium, a substance in Rice bran oil helps improve insulin functions and that help control blood sugar level.
Alpha-lipoic acid  in garlic oil and coconut oil help relieve the complications from diabetes, such as peripheral neuropathy.
  
Prevent Brain and nerves diseases, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's
Medium chain fatty acids in HealthPluz Oils will get shipped to the liver and turned into ketone.  Ketones are essential nutrients for brain cells. Brain cells will be able to recover and can help improve memory.  
Omega 3, Vitamin E and Gamma Orezanol  will help balance the nervous system, brain cells and that prevent stroke, paralysis. 
  
Prevent allergy, Autoimmune diseases, Rheumatoid, Psoriasis.  
HealthPluz oils contains Cysteine  which is a precursor of glutathione. Glutathione help improve functions of white blood cells such as leukocytes, macrophage, Helper T cells, Regulartory T cells. To reduce the inflammation of cells. The cause of allergies or autoimmune diseases such as SLE, rheumatoid handlers, allergies, psoriasis, rash.
  
Improve Eyes Sight.  
Eyes are the most part that needs high anti-oxidants, xidant nutrients that are in the oil as well as to help maintain and protect Alpha-lipoic acid as anti-ooxidants in coconut oil and garlic oil can prevent cataracts. Beta carotene (Vitamin A) help treat dry eyes and eye diseases.
  
Anti-ageing and Prevent cancer.  
All four health virgin oils contains significant level of antioxidants and Super Antioxidant (so-called Universal Anti-Oxidant) - alpha-lipoic acid which can switch off cancer, stop free radicals which id the cause of cancers.  
  
Improve impotence, sexual performance.  
Allicin and Ajoin (allicin derived) in garlic oil, is known to sexual stimulation and sexual arousal.  This will help improve sexual performance significantly.
  
Prevents liver cirrhosis.  
HealthPluz Oils contains only medium chain fatty acids, the only type of oil which go directly to the liver and be burnt for energy, this will help revive liver cells back to normal function. 
Medium chain fatty acids also can destroy some viruses, bacteria and fungi and can eliminate the excess of drugs and chemical residues in the liver.   
  
Support Bones and Joints structure.   
HealthPluz Oils contains many fatty acids, which are important for bone structure by enhance lubrication in the joints, reduce inflammation. These effects help umprove joints movement all over the body.
  
Reduce obesity and Increase metabolism.  
Soybean, sunflower, etc. are able to inhibit the function of the thyroid gland. The body fat Associated with metabolism, making the body metabolism is low. 
  
HealthPluz Oils contains many medium chain fatty acids, which stimulate functions of thyroid gland. 
Medium-chain fatty go directly to the liver to be burnt for energy to be used immediately, not change to fat. And Medium-chain fatty acids stimulate Leptin hormone which Leptin hormone sends signal to the brain to tell that the bosy is full, then bosy will stop eating or eat less.
  
Detoxification.   
HealthPluz oils could improve constipation. Reduce the risk of hemorrhoids and colon cancer. Medium-chain fatty acids help revive kidney cells. Alpha lipoic acid helps destroy toxins, heavy metals such as mercury, lead from the body.  
  
Prevent Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH), Prostate cancer. 
Prevent Baldness (Hair loss).  
DHT stands for Dihydrotestosterone (5α-Dihydrotestosterone), is androgen male sex hormone.   
Testosterone male hormone is converted into DHT by an enzyme 5α-reductase (5-alpha reductase).   
The enzyme 5α-reductase, synthesizes DHT in the adrenal glands, hair follicles, testes and prostate. Male and female adults can lose hair as a consequence of changes in the metabolism of androgen in the body - men more commonly than women. DHT plays a major role in hair loss.  
Male pattern baldness (known as androgenic alopecia or androgenetic alopecia) is caused by the hair follicle's sensitivity to DHT. The follicles miniaturize (shrink), resulting in a shorter lifespan and the abnormal production of hair.
  
Two conditions are related to higher levels of DHT:  
  • Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) - increase in the size of the prostate
  • Male pattern baldness  
HealthPluz oils contain medium chain fatty acids, which inhibit the enzyme 5-alpha reductase activity, resulting that reduction of DHT level.  
Lauric acid in Virgin coconut oil reduces 5-alpha reductase activity, and inhibits the conversion of testosterone into DHT. Another study concluded that lauric acid inhibited the activity of 5-alpha reductase by 50%. One study in particular found that consumption of Coconut Oil in rats, like finasteride and saw palmetto, reduced enlarged prostate glands that had been experimentally enlarged with androgen administration.  
  
Hormone Balance.   
Omega 3s produce hormones that are anti-inflammatory. Omega 6s produce hormones that support inflammation. 
Inflammation is an important process for healing in that it helps in acute injury or microbial attack. When the site of a wound becomes hot or swollen, for instance, this is due to the presence of omega-6s in the body. Omega 3s and omega 6s are meant to balance each other, like demolition and construction tools.
However, when omega 6s begin to outnumber the omega 3s, they overwhelm the body's ability to tone down the inflammatory response. This inflammation begins to manifest in things such as increased cholesterol, asthma, cardiovascular disease, many forms of cancer, Alzheimer's, diabetes, immune diseases such as Crohn's and Lupus. Inflammation also is associated with obesity, depression, hyperactivity and more.

HealthPluz oils are rich in Omega 3 and Omega 6 which both balance our body system.