Fun & Relax IV

Between the devil and the deep sea
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'   

'Mrs. Sanders, please .'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs.. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes' Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr.. Sanders arrived as well.  We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.  Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'  'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.  If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

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Mistakes & Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style

If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path

If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture

If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention

If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory

If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea

If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only !!! 

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A guy asked a girl in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice;

... "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy

and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes,

the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock

and the guy whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"